SINGH??

What do you call a Singh who likes Chinese herbs?
Gin Singh! (ginseng)

What do you call a Singh who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
Mer Singh! (mersing)

What do you call a Singh who keeps turning round incircles?
Pu Singh (pusing)

What do you call a Singh in shock?
Surpri Singh! (suprising)

What do you call a Singh in a swimming pool?
Kuldip Singh! (cool deep singh)

What do u call a Singh who wants to make a U-turn?
Kebelakangpu Singh! (kebelakang pusing)

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh. (just beer singh)

Who's the coolest Singh?
Relax Singh. (relaxing)

Which Singh sank Titanic?
KARAM SINGH